My fly hit the cheese on Saturday at 3 pm when I punched Jessica Simpson in her gut
(Intro music fades........) "Hey,there's my mom!She's made of sausage! Why is my face on fire!?" - Jessica
(Diffrent music fades in....)
(Opening song: Simple man by Lynrd Skynrd)
*she walks down the stairs and a mouse falls out of her ear.
(Music still going.......)
"There's a fan on your cat!" - Jessica Simpsons Mom
Cut scene to three mexicans
"With this foot I thee shed." - Mexican Cat
"Yeah. We planted T.V. good on Friday." - Pedro
"Ole!" - The third mexican
Cut scene to feet, but first
random thought Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrppppp my face in the cement sky has left the crack whore for seven little boys with purpey donkilz you.
"My nose hair tickles my anus nipples, but ownree on Jewish holidays with sexy pistols" - The feet
(Music fades out......)
Screen Fades to black....
( Erie Music fades in....)
"Feet popsicles on Wednesdays makes my face random adjetive." - Mysterious Voice
Cut scene to crazy Japanese people and a bigg asshole
"Son, where is your sausage!?" - cream o'sum yunguy
"Daddy do you lik.e my sausage..." *pulls out a police car of his pocket "....with eggs bitch!?" - Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people
"The chicken with 22 fingers has"- A bigg asshole
"Shoot me in my toes son!!!" - cream o'sum yunguy
"I can't, I can't..." - Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people
"Why!?" *blank faced - cream o'sum yunguy
"Dad..." *with a tear in his eye "...you're my..." - Mr Tanaka shits on windy people
"What!?" - cream o'sum yunguy
"Dad, your my peetsa!!!" Mr Tanaka shits on windy people
Cut scene to buttered toast
"I'm batman!" - batman
"I'm a tryan-o-sore-ass rex and I eat cats with bat cheese." - the bunny
random thought The guano in the stew is cold.
Cut scene to Jessica Simpsons Cat with a fan on it
"Hey! Why is this cat under the fan!?" - Jessica Simpsons Mom
"It must of fell under it!" - Jessica Simpson
"Nani? (What?)" - The cat
"It must of fell under it! The cat it must of fell under the foot! On Tuesday! DUH!!!" - Jessica Simpson
"Soko!(I see)" - The cat
"Sasage makes the monkey have celery on new moon pinkies trading spoused." - Jessica Simpsons Mom
"Thank you!" -the tree to the cow
"And curse my panties!" - the tree to the cows mom and brother and sister and cousin and fuck, the whole fucking family tree! It's a tree goddamnit! Trees can talk to trees! oh, and sometimes K-ows!
"Sono wa sexy pyon!" - the cat
"What was?" - Jessica Simpson
random thought what the fuck!? Jessica Simpson can speak Japanese!? This poo is Chinese to my right.
Cut scene to fish
"blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub fork fork fork fork fork fork fork fork fork and rubber sports!" - The seashell that sold seashells on the sea shore mary kate and ashley are fat!
"I want one shaped like a corndawg!" - the chinese jumpee poo fish
F.Y.I. This is what fish do all day.
"Where's the remote!? I need to watch the Dawn of the Vagina!" - The seashell that sold seashells on the sea shore mary kate and ashley are fat!
"What is the glass doing in front of me!? HOW DID I GET HERE!?!?!?" - the chinese jumpee poo fish
"One day I will have the sport that rubars!" - the chinese jumpee poo fish
"Taiwanese peepee toilet jumper wants a twizzler" - Taiwanese peepee toilet jumper
Cut scene to three mexicans
"It takes skill and time to poor tea into my nostril so my hair doesn't spit out the frogs again." - Mexican Cat
"Yeah. We planted the box of tissue good on Russian Pig dogs that fart when you throw them on the ground day!" - Pedro
"Ole!" - the third mexican
random thought If you throw Russian Pig dogs that fart when you throw on the ground, you get kudo points if you throw them at the wall
Cut scene to crazy Japanese
"Jake! Jake! Jake! You can have my soup! Jack! Jack! You could have my Jake in your Jack soup! Jake!" - Crazy Japanese Chinese Taiwanese Marsupial
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....DINNER!!!!" - Excel
"You can see the world throught harry eyes ya know!" - Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people
"But I shot you! I shot you with my police car! How are you still alive sister!?" - cream o'sum yunguy
"Go shave your eyeballs!?" - Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people
"Watashi wa ikitai o shimasu!" *sigh - the cat (how'd he get in this scene!?)
"Holding your testicals to the light....I summon thee Lord ILPILAZO!!!" - Excel
"Those aren't testicals! It's a happy meal!!!" - cream o'sum yunguy
"Oh, Place your bets! Place your bets! How many figs does it take to the moon and pee on my lamp shade tommorow!?" - Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people
..." - Excel
"Excel!" - Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people
"Excel!" - the cat
"Excel!" - Everyone in this god forsaken movie or show or whatever the fuck it is!
*The Earth Explodes!
(Closing song: The Metro by Berlin)
random thought todays random thought is brought to you by Irritible Bowl Syndrome!(c) "Hands that do the dishes can be soft as your Irrirtable Bowel Syndrome!"
(Product placement is expensive, so we use fake product YAY!!!)
"My seven pennies have your niece, thank you kind flab. It was great but the camel had sex with to 243 snakes, and my pee hole! MY FUCKING PEE-HOLE! is and exciting civic center." - mysterious voice....
tommorows episode: Mr. Tanka shits on windy people finds out that cheese soup makes monkies have lassoed frog fingers! Will Excel ever shut the hell u09? Will the three mexicans ever find there place in the circle of life? How many Jessica Simpsons does it take to form a brain cell? And her mom? Find out tommorow......I hope I poop today, I've been constipated for seventy-two weeks, man, that's gonna be a big ass shit! I hope I don't need surgery and sushi anger I take a shit.
on next episode -
"Spork has nasty munched flakes that makes pee pee in the wa-wa!" - ???
*Alot of random dancing
*Alot of random random thoughts
*Excel dies...... as always
*A new anime character appears
"My face is numb!" - Mr Tanaka shits on windy people
*The Burrito! and The Chingaso! is introduced to America!
*The true meaning of life is revealed!!! Stay tuned!!!!
By Chris and Elliott with the help of many other peoples
Creators Chris and Elliott
Mr. Tanaka shits on windy people...Chris and Elliott
cream o'sum yunguy...Elliott
Jessica Simpson...Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpsons Mom...Jessica Simpsons Mom
the third mexican...Chris and Elliott
Random thoughts...Irritable Bowel Sydrome (Co. Founded by Chris and Elliott)
A bigg ass-hole...Chris
Buttered Toast...Whoever inveted this fablous snack!
the tree to the cow...Chris
the tree to the cows mom and brother and sister and cousin and fuck, the whole fucking family tree! It's a tree goddamnit! Trees can talk to trees! oh, and sometimes K-ows!...Chris and Elliott
The seashell that sold seashells on the sea shore mary kate and ashley are fat!...Chris and Elliott
the chinese jumpee poo fish...Chris and Elliott
Taiwanese peepee toilet jumper...Lyra
Russian Pig dogs that fart when you throw them on the groud (kudo point if thrown at a wall)...Lyra and Chris
Crazy Japanese Chinese Taiwanese Marsupial...Chris and Elliott
Excel...The guy that created excel saga
Special thanks to...
and that's about it... Current Mood: accomplished something, sorta